Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Monday, July 12, 2010
A Serious Post
I know that this blog was created to be a humorous look at the ridiculous things my pregnant wife says, but I would like to promote an event I will be taking part in during the month of October.
In April, I lost a very good friend to suicide, and in his memory my friends decided to do the Out of the Darkness Walk for Suicide Prevention. If you would like to support a great non-profit cause (i.e. tax deductible donation) please use the link below. I appreciate it. Almost everyone knows someone who has been affected by suicide. Please be generous.
Thanks,
Lenny
http://afsp.donordrive.com/participant/ladamsct01
In April, I lost a very good friend to suicide, and in his memory my friends decided to do the Out of the Darkness Walk for Suicide Prevention. If you would like to support a great non-profit cause (i.e. tax deductible donation) please use the link below. I appreciate it. Almost everyone knows someone who has been affected by suicide. Please be generous.
Thanks,
Lenny
http://afsp.donordrive.com/participant/ladamsct01
More from Wal-Mart!
There was this girl dressed like a total slut in front of us eating a can of nuts she had yet to purchase. I looked at Em, and knew there were things flying around inside her head. I kept my mouth shut until this little beauty popped out of her mouth!
"You know...dressed like that, she has probably had a lot of nuts in her mouth! Does she really think that is an appropriate outfit to go out shopping in? She's probably working right now! That skirt is too f***ing short, the shirt is too "see through" and that pimp hat is just plain wrong! GOD she's like a Jersey Shore nightmare!!!"
Like I thought that girl would ever get away! Thank God she was not in hearing range when that flew out of Em's mouth!
"You know...dressed like that, she has probably had a lot of nuts in her mouth! Does she really think that is an appropriate outfit to go out shopping in? She's probably working right now! That skirt is too f***ing short, the shirt is too "see through" and that pimp hat is just plain wrong! GOD she's like a Jersey Shore nightmare!!!"
Like I thought that girl would ever get away! Thank God she was not in hearing range when that flew out of Em's mouth!
Sunday, July 11, 2010
Em's Emergency Trip to Wal-Mart!
We needed a few things, and being 9pm on a Sunday, Wal-Mart was our only option. So I decided that I wanted to go by myself...like that was going to work.
I got on the highway, and looked at the traffic. I made it about 2 miles away from the house, turned around, and knew Em needed to come. The people driving were so stupidly this evening that I knew there might be a need for some "coconut throwing!" I called Em up, and told her I was turning around, and she may need a coconut.
When I pulled into the driveway, there she was holding a bag of something. We drive about a block away, and I asked, "What's in the bag?" She had a few rock hard English Muffins, and some other foods she cannot eat. I told her, "Em, you can't throw yogurt at people from a moving car. People could get hurt!" She responds, "Oh yeah, huh?!"
When we left, I needed a cup of coffee, and she says she's hungry...huge shock there!
Em: "Oooooo! I was supreme food stuffs!"
Me: "Huh?"
Em: "I want food that has supreme in the name!"
Me: "Soooo, Taco Bell?"
Em: "No...I want a bagel with strawberry cream cheese!!!!!"
There are so many days that I'm shocked at the crazy things that come out of her mouth.
I got on the highway, and looked at the traffic. I made it about 2 miles away from the house, turned around, and knew Em needed to come. The people driving were so stupidly this evening that I knew there might be a need for some "coconut throwing!" I called Em up, and told her I was turning around, and she may need a coconut.
When I pulled into the driveway, there she was holding a bag of something. We drive about a block away, and I asked, "What's in the bag?" She had a few rock hard English Muffins, and some other foods she cannot eat. I told her, "Em, you can't throw yogurt at people from a moving car. People could get hurt!" She responds, "Oh yeah, huh?!"
When we left, I needed a cup of coffee, and she says she's hungry...huge shock there!
Em: "Oooooo! I was supreme food stuffs!"
Me: "Huh?"
Em: "I want food that has supreme in the name!"
Me: "Soooo, Taco Bell?"
Em: "No...I want a bagel with strawberry cream cheese!!!!!"
There are so many days that I'm shocked at the crazy things that come out of her mouth.
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GOD! People on here are so boring today! I wanna start yelling at them all telling them that they need to be more interesting!
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