There was this girl dressed like a total slut in front of us eating a can of nuts she had yet to purchase. I looked at Em, and knew there were things flying around inside her head. I kept my mouth shut until this little beauty popped out of her mouth!
"You know...dressed like that, she has probably had a lot of nuts in her mouth! Does she really think that is an appropriate outfit to go out shopping in? She's probably working right now! That skirt is too f***ing short, the shirt is too "see through" and that pimp hat is just plain wrong! GOD she's like a Jersey Shore nightmare!!!"
Like I thought that girl would ever get away! Thank God she was not in hearing range when that flew out of Em's mouth!
I love your wife. she's so funny. :)
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