This shit sounds like an Amped up version of Superstition. That's ridiculous. Cue the Stevie Ray Vaughn version of Superstition!!!!! DAMN IT!!!!

I can't feel my ears!

Emily versus the sewing machine

So Emily decided to try and teach a friend of ours how to sew. Caitlin was so worried that she was going to get stabbed by the needle that Emily decided to demonstrate that it was impossible. (foreshadowing!)

A few minutes later I hear, Ow!!! You guessed it! Not only did she stab her finger, but she broke the needle. The image below is the Bumper Sticker that Caitlin created to commemorate the event!

You know there will be more, so stayed tuned!

Almost the end of my first trimester and feeling the energy come back. Wanna know how I can feel it? I can now take an entire shower without needing a nap...no, seriously!

Crazy Facebook Time!

The commercial in which the woman vacuums up the Scrabble tiles pisses me off. Like, really pisses me off. I don't know why...God, I hate her!

A Serious Post

I know that this blog was created to be a humorous look at the ridiculous things my pregnant wife says, but I would like to promote an event I will be taking part in during the month of October.

In April, I lost a very good friend to suicide, and in his memory my friends decided to do the Out of the Darkness Walk for Suicide Prevention. If you would like to support a great non-profit cause (i.e. tax deductible donation) please use the link below. I appreciate it. Almost everyone knows someone who has been affected by suicide. Please be generous.

Thanks,
Lenny


http://afsp.donordrive.com/participant/ladamsct01

More from Wal-Mart!

There was this girl dressed like a total slut in front of us eating a can of nuts she had yet to purchase. I looked at Em, and knew there were things flying around inside her head. I kept my mouth shut until this little beauty popped out of her mouth!

"You know...dressed like that, she has probably had a lot of nuts in her mouth! Does she really think that is an appropriate outfit to go out shopping in? She's probably working right now! That skirt is too f***ing short, the shirt is too "see through" and that pimp hat is just plain wrong! GOD she's like a Jersey Shore nightmare!!!"

Like I thought that girl would ever get away! Thank God she was not in hearing range when that flew out of Em's mouth!